“Why do you have the same first name as, like, every person your age? Make sure you at least get a good inheritance from your parents, because they didn’t leave you much else.” – The Desert Lynx
Trends come and go, but names last a lifetime. Don’t saddle your poor child with a name that will haunt them for the rest of their unfortunate years. Remember that you’re not naming yourself or an object, you’re naming a human being.